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1、英文简历范文英文简历中的致命错误"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.""Qualifications: No education or experience.""I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.""My compensation should be at least equal to my age.""Reason for Leaving: It
2、had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.""Fired because I fought for lower pay.""Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" ."Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.""Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
3、"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."英文 简历 打字错误与语法错误"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.""Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.""I am a rabid typist.""
4、;Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.""After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided topursue a new line of work.""Accounting cleric.""As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.""Suspected to
5、graduate earlynce analyzing investments.""Suspected to graduate early next year.""Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.""Proven ability to track down and correct erors.""Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.""Am a perfectionist and rarely if
6、 if ever forget details.""Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."英文 简历 不应有的幽默"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.""Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting."
7、; (Translation: Short-order cook.)"But wait.theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.""I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.""My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I
8、 like your company in particular.""Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series.""Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.""Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.""Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第3页 共3页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页第 3 页 共 3 页