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1、英语剧本武松打虎第一幕:饮酒武松:Hello!IamWuSong.Themosthandsome,themostfamous,themostclevermaninLiangShan.IamgoinghometokillmysisterinlawPanjinlian!Shepoisonedmybrother.ItoldmybrotherPanjinlianwasdangerous.ButMybrotherstillmarriedher.(叹气,唉.跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous,dangerous!Thegirlisdangerous.武松(见到酒店一家):Arestaurant!Goo
2、d.Iamhungry.(进屋坐下)Waiter!Wine!Wine!Thebestwine!小二:Hi,sir.Sitdownplease.WouldyoulikeXO,ErGuoTou,MaoTai,orQingDaobeer?武松:晕晕乎乎地HowmuchistheXO?小二:1880(展示大瓶酒,夺目的标价)。武松:OpenOpen.(喷嚏)小二将酒瓶起开武松:面怒,片刻无语Openthewindowplease!Notthewine.Iwantsomeerguotou!Itsstrongenough.小二热门新(水浒):You.You.(敢怒不敢言,转身倒碗二锅头),Ok.Herey
3、ouare.武松:Anythingtoeat?小二:Wouldyoulikesandwiches,hamburgers,bread,orpizza?武松:Tenpizzas,please.小二:Hereyouare!武松:(喝一口酒Goodwine,verygoodwine!小二上了两碗酒文档视界2022/826a2e161ed9ad51f01df2c8m53bne3iouw.html,武松喝了,却是不再倒了武松:Iwantmorewine.Whynotserveme?服务员!淘宝最有效的减肥药排行榜怎么不倒酒了?小二:Sir,MorepizzasOK,morewinenoway!客官,要比萨
4、饼就给您,这酒就不添了。武松:(生气)Why?Ihavemoney!(扔钱倒桌上)掌柜:Look!(指着“三碗不过冈牌子)。Thiswineisverystrong.Onebowl,comfortable.Twobowls,cantwalk.Threebowls,drunkandfall!,(叫店小二示范)喝一碗神清气爽,喝两碗保你浑身无力,喝三碗就立即醉倒,最多喝保证你酒精中毒,命都没有了武松:喝一口,挤笑Whoami?WuSong!Even18bowlsisnothingforme.Givemewine!(咆哮,敲桌子)不是我狂妄,这酒劲虽大,可我绝对是应付得了,就是喝上十八碗也只是漱口罢
5、了,倒酒文档视界2022/826a2e161ed9ad51f01df2c8m53bne3iouw.html!掌柜:Butyoumustcallthisnumberfirst.(掏出手机,出示电话号码,旁边注明棺材预订),ThenIwillserveyoumorewine.武松:勉强同意,做打电话状Hello!.小二:Hereisyourwine.Butyourlastmeal,Ithink.你的酒来了!渐渐喝,估计是你最后一顿了。武松冷哼一声。一次次举起大碗,眨眼间十八碗酒就下了肚吃完了,拎着他的棍子就走小二:Whereareyougoing,sir?武松:Jingyanggang去景阳冈后面
6、的阳谷县。服务员:Oh,mygod.Youwanttodie?Thereisatigerthere.Ithaseaten30People.Youdbetternotgotoday.Itsdark.客官万万去不得!如今景阳冈上有只华南虎,天一黑就出来害人,已经害了三十几个人,官府限期叫猎户去捉,冈下都有广告,除了中午,都不能过冈,如今已经快天黑了,你不要命就去吧。我看你还是在我这里住一晚最好。武松:(醉醺醺地)Atiger?Illkillit!Look!Iamsostrong.IamgoodatKongFu!(秀肌肉,舞弄棍子,踢腿。)老虎?我要杀了它!看我有多壮!我的功夫多棒!掌柜:Youar
7、edrunk.Dontgo.看你这样子就知道你喝多了,怎么讲起胡话了?可万万去不得!武松:(生气)Goaway!(摇摇摆晃走了)切,减肥药哪种好最讨厌人家小看我了,一边呆着去。掌柜:摇头叹气emituofo!Godblessyou!Amen!阿弥陀fo,上帝保佑,阿门第二幕:打虎武松提着短棍,大着步,径向景阳冈走去摇摇摆晃地走了一段路,有一只老虎跳出来武松:Oh!Mygod!Itsarealmothertiger!(跪地求饶)Misstiger.letmego!Mymotheris80yearsold.Mysonisonly2yearsold.Please.Please!为何要让我碰见这只老虎
8、?我才活了几年啊!我不想死!我上有八十岁的老母,下有未出世的儿女,我死了我们全家怎么活呀!老虎:(大笑)Ilikepork.Ilikebeef.Ilikechicken.Butmyfavouriteishumanmeat.Ha,ha.哈哈,我喜欢猪肉,牛肉,鸡肉。但我的最爱是人肉!哈哈哈。准备扑过去武松:做暂停手势Stop!Letmehavealook.Areyouarealtiger?等等,你是真老虎吗?老虎:Ofcourse!Comeandsee.Myfur,myteeth,andmytail!当然啦!来瞧瞧我的虎皮,虎牙,还有虎尾巴。武松:Yes,yes.Youarereal.CanIt
9、akeaphoto?Iwillputitonthenewspaper.是的,是的。你是真老虎。我能够拍个照吗?我要把它放到报纸上去。(掏出相机,准备拍摄老虎:Newspaper?Superstar!Great!Comeon!上报纸?太好了。来吧,拍吧!摆pose武松开闪光灯拍照,啪啪。!老虎:眼睛被闪花了。东摸洗摸。Oh,no.Icantseenow!Oh,no!武松:(举起棍子就打)Iwillkillyouandsellyouforlotsofmoney!棍子打到虎背上断成两截老虎:Youcheatme!Iwilleatyou!(东扑西扑)你骗我,我要吃了你!武松:用绳子把棍子连接起来ha,
10、ha.ShuangJiegun!(舞动起来,音乐(双截棍))老虎:Eatyou!Eatyou!Eatyou!.扑,扑,扑。喘粗气Iamtired!武松一样喘粗气,提棍子再打。被老虎一爪子扇掉!老虎顺势再扑,武松情急之下脱掉鞋子向老虎扔去。老虎接住鞋子,一闻,大叫一声mygod!Hongkongfoot!瞬时被臭得晕了过去。武松捉住机会上前一阵狂扁。老虎刚要醒来,武松把另一只鞋子在它脸上一晃。老虎一歪脖子,彻底呜呼!武松:Great!itsdead.Iamtootired.(枕着老虎就睡着了。鼾声阵阵.)第二天早上,公鸡啼叫喔,喔!一群猎户走过发现武松和老虎。猎户甲:Oh,hekilledthetiger!Ourhero!众猎户:hero!Hero!Hero!.(簇拥武松下山)忽然警笛声响起!一辆警车停在众人面前。警察下车,一把铐住武松。警察甲:Youkilledthetiger?Weshouldprotecttigers!Followustothepolicestation!武松:Why?Why?Imthehero.Letmego!Letmego!.