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1、多人搞笑英文话剧Wusongfoughtthetiger武松打虎(精品)武松打虎剧本Wusongfoughtthetiger旁白一:WaterMarginisawell-knownChinesenovel.Itsfamousforthe108chivalrousrobbersinSongDynasty.Wusongisoneofthemostpopularamongthem.NowpleaseenjoytheshortplayWuSongfoughtthetiger.播放搞笑英文版好汉歌,武松大模大样拿棍子挥舞进场。第一幕:饮酒武松:Hello!IamWuSong.Themosthandsom
2、e,famousandclevermaninLiangShan.IamgoinghometokillmysisterinlawPanjinlian!Shepoisonedmybrother.ItoldmybrotherPanjinlianwasdangerous.ButMybrotherstillmarriedher.(叹气,唉.跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous,dangerous!Thegirlisdangerous.(舞蹈dangerous)武松(见到酒店一家):Arestaurant!Good.Iamhungry.(进屋坐下)Waiter!Wine!Wine!Thebestwine
3、!小二1:Hi,sir.Sitdownplease.WouldyoulikeXO,ErGuoTou,MaoTai,orQingDaobeer?武松:晕晕乎乎地HowmuchistheXO?小二1:1880yuan.(展示大瓶酒,夺目的标价)武松:OpenOpen.(喷嚏)小二将酒瓶起开武松:面怒,片刻无语Openthewindowplease!Notthewine.Iwantsomeerguotou!Itsstrongenough.小二1:You.You.(敢怒不敢言,转身倒碗二锅头),Ok.Hereyouare.武松:Anythingtoeat?小二1:Wouldyoulikesandwic
4、hes,hamburgers,bread,orpizza?武松:Tenpizzas,please.小二1:Hereyouare!武松:(喝一口酒Goodwine,verygoodwine!小二上了两碗酒,武松喝了,却是不再倒了武松:Waiter!Iwantmorewine.小二2:Sir,MorepizzasOK,morewinenoway!客官,要比萨饼就给您,这酒就不添了。武松:(生气)Why?Ihavemoney!(扔钱倒桌上)小二2:Look!(指着“三碗不过冈牌子)。Thiswineisverystrong.Onebowl,comfortable.Twobowls,cantwalk.
5、Threebowls,drunkandfall!,(叫店小二示范)喝一碗神清气爽,喝两碗保你浑身无力,喝三碗就立即醉倒,最多喝保证你酒精中毒,命都没有了武松:喝一口,挤笑WhoamI?WuSong!Even18bowlsisnothingforme.Givemewine!(咆哮,敲桌子)不是我狂妄,这酒劲虽大,可我绝对是应付得了,就是喝上十八碗也只是漱口罢了,倒酒!小二2:Butyoumustcallthisnumberandbuyonecoffinfirst.(掏出手机,出示电话号码7474774,旁边注明棺材预订),ThenIwillserveyoumorewine.武松:勉强同意,做打电
6、话状Hello!MynameisWusong.Ineedonecoffin.小二2:Hereisyourwine.Butyourlastmeal,Ithink.你的酒来了!渐渐喝,估计是你最后一顿了。武松冷哼一声。一次次举起大碗,眨眼间十八碗酒就下了肚吃完了,扔下银两,拎着他的棍子就走掌柜:Whereareyougoing,sir?武松:Jingyanggang去景阳冈。掌柜:Oh,mygod.Youwanttodie?Thereisatigerthere.Ithaseaten30People.客官万万去不得!如今景阳冈上有只华南虎,已经害了三十几个人,你不要命就去吧。武松:(醉醺醺地)Ati
7、ger?Illkillit!Look!Iamsostrong.IamgoodatKongFu!(秀肌肉,舞弄棍子,踢腿。)老虎?我要杀了它!看我有多壮!我的功夫多棒!店内顾客1:Youdbetternotgotoday.Itsdark.我看你今天还是别去了。天已经黑了!店内顾客2:Yes!Youaredrunk.Dontgo.对啊,你喝多了,可万万去不得!武松:(生气摆手)Goaway!(摇摇摆晃走了)店内顾客3:摇头叹气emituofo!Godblesshim!Amen!阿弥陀fo,上帝保佑,阿门第二幕:打虎旁白二:武松提着短棍,大着步,径向景阳冈走去摇摇摆晃地走了一段路,有一只老虎跳出来W
8、usongwasonhiswaytoJingyanggang.Suddenly,atigerjumpedout.路人甲:(担惊受怕)ATiger!Runaway!路人乙:Go,go,go!(拐杖丢一边,都能跑了。)路人丙:(慌乱,撞到武松)OhmygodHelp!武松:Whereisthetiger?Youcowards!Oh!Mygod!Itsarealmothertiger!(跪地求饶)Misstiger.letmego!Mymotheris80yearsold.Mysonisonly2yearsold.Please.Please!老虎在哪?你们这群胆小鬼!噢,天哪!一只母老虎!求求你让我
9、走吧!我上有八十岁老母,下有两岁儿子。求你了!老虎:(大笑)Ilikepork.Ilikebeef.Ilikechicken.Butmyfavouriteishumanmeat.Ha,ha.哈哈,我喜欢猪肉,牛肉,鸡肉。但我的最爱是人肉!哈哈哈。准备扑过去武松:做暂停手势Stop!Letmehavealook.Areyouarealtiger?等等,你是真老虎吗?老虎:Ofcourse!Comeandsee.Myfur,myteeth,andmytail!当然啦!来瞧瞧我的虎皮,虎牙,还有虎尾巴。武松:Yes,yes.Youarereal.CanItakeaphoto?Iwillputiton
10、thenewspaper.是的,是的。你是真老虎。我能够拍个照吗?我要把它放到报纸上去。(掏出相机,准备拍摄老虎:Newspaper?Superstar!Great!Comeon!上报纸?太好了。来吧,拍吧!摆pose武松开闪光灯拍照,啪啪。!老虎:眼睛被闪花了。东摸洗摸。Oh,no.Icantseenow!Oh,no!武松:(举起棍子就打)Iwillkillyouandsellyouforlotsofmoney!棍子打到虎背上断成两截老虎:Youcheatme!Iwilleatyou!(东扑西扑)你骗我,我要吃了你!武松:用绳子把棍子连接起来ha,ha.ShuangJiegun!(舞动起来,音乐(双截棍))老虎:Eatyou!Eatyou!Eatyou!.扑,扑,扑。喘粗气Iamtired!武松一样喘粗气,提棍子再打。被老虎一爪子扇掉!老虎顺势再扑,武松情急之下脱掉鞋子向老虎扔去。老虎接住鞋子,一闻,大叫一声mygod!Hongkongfoot!瞬时被臭得晕了过去。武松捉住机会上前一阵狂扁。老虎刚要醒来,武松把另一只鞋子在它脸上一晃。老虎一歪脖子,彻底呜呼!