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1、十个简短的英语小笑话 关于六年级的英语小笑话简短 在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。小编细心收集了关于六年级的简短英语小笑话，供大家观赏学习!关于六年级的简短英语小笑话篇1死亡讣告The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. "How much does it cost tohave an obituaryprinted"? asked the woman.地方报社负责刊登死亡讣告的部门电话响了。登一篇讣告多少钱?一位女士问。&
2、quot;It's five dollars a word, ma'am,the clerk replied politely. "Fine,said the woman after amoment."Got a pencil?"Yes ma'am."Got some paper?""Yes ma'am."五美元一个字，太太。书记员礼貌地回答。好的，女士缄默了一小会儿，拿着笔呢吗?是的，夫人。纸呢?是的，夫人。"Okay, write this down: 'Cohen de
3、ad'."That's all?asked the clerk disbelievingly. "That's it."I'm sorry ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum."好的，这样写：‘科恩去世了’就这些了?书记员怀疑地问道。对，就这些。很愧疚，夫人，我刚才没有告知您，在我们这登讣告最少也得五个字。"Yes, you should've,snapped the woman.
4、Now let me think a minute. okay, got a pencil?"Yes ma'am.""Got some paper?"Yes, ma'am."Okay, here goes: 'Cohen dead. Cadillac forSale.'"没错，你就应当告知我，女士有点生气了，现在我得考虑一下，嗯…拿着笔呢吗?是的，夫人。纸呢?是的，夫人。好的，这样写：‘科恩去世了，出售一辆卡迪拉克轿车。’关于六年级的简短英语小笑话篇2没问题A ba
5、ld man took a seat in a beauty shop.一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。"How can I help you?asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant,the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.发型师问：有什么可以帮你吗?那个人说明说：我原来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort
6、, I'll pay you $5,000."假如你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何苦痛，我将付给你5000美元。"No problem,said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.没问题，发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。关于六年级的简短英语小笑话篇3谁都没空I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in theshed. She could see from the
7、bedroom window.那天晚上，我刚要上床睡觉，妻子告知我说我没有关贮存室的灯，她从卧房的窗户望见那还亮着。As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I phoned thepolice, but they told me that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would sendsomeone over as soon as they were available.我也透过窗户朝那边看，
8、发觉有几个人正在偷东西。我连忙报警，但是警察局说现在没有警察在我家的这片位置，他们一有了人手就立刻派过来。I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello. I just calledyou a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry aboutthem now cause I've shot them all."我说没问题，然后挂了电
9、话，等了一分钟，又给他们打过去：警察局吗，一分钟以前我打过电话来，我告知你说有人正在我家的贮存室偷东西。但是现在没事了，因为我刚刚开枪把他们都打死了。Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit,the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thoughtyou said that you'd shot them
10、!I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"随后，五分钟之内有六辆警车来到了我家，警报也响了。当然，他们当场抓住了窃贼。有个警察对我说：我记得你说你把他们都打死了。我回答道：我记得你说现在谁都没空。看了关于六年级的简短英语小笑话的人还看了：1.六年级的英语小笑话简短2.六年级的简短英语笑话3.有关六年级英文小笑话4.六年级上册英语小笑话5.六年级英语小笑话短文观赏本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第6页 共6页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页